Not Me Monday March 15, 2010

So, I’ve been following this blog McKmama and she has created a fun posting called “Not Me Mondays” where we post our crazy stories by being brutally honest. Here’s a few I’d like to share.

We ran out of bar soap in the shower. I always have a stockpile of soap in the basement, ya know because stores only sell like 12 packs at a time. I definitely did NOT go a month without soap in the shower because I kept forgetting to get the soap in the basement. No worries. We didn’t go a month without ANY soap. I’m sure we smelt like Johnson and Johnson Baby Wash that whole time.

I walked into Lindy’s room to find that she was drawing on the wall. After asking her why she was doing that, she picked up an Olivia book and said, “I’m just doing what Olivia did.” She DID not THEN JUST SAY, “But mom. It’s a Caldecott Book” as if that gave her authority to do such an act.

I DID find some reading in the bathroom and when I picked it up, I DID not find that my husband was subtly encouraging me with his art. See what I found below.

If you can’t read what it says, it includes “Poor Self Esteem Monthly” and “photo shopped” and “air brushed” (I did add some clothing to Jennifer just so I didn’t offend some of you)


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